One of my good INDIAN friends just called me all the way from UK.
Him : Dude.. I hate you
Me : Why the heck is that ?
Him : I dunno, I just so fucking hate you
Me : What the fuck did I do to you eh ?
Him : I don't know whether I am right or just guessing.. but I just so fucking hate you right now!
Me : Look here dick face... if you think this is a good idea for a joke, just roll up the phone and stick it up your ass, I don't have time to listen to you bitching about hating me.
Him : Nah, man.. I am for real...She screamed your name
Me : Who ?
Him : My girl friend !
Me : WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKK ?
Him : She screamed your name at the end ! .. and I fucking hate you now !
Me : Dude, I never touched her.. or even eyed her man !
Him : I know.. that's why I hate you !
Me : Dude, you are making absolute no dog crap sense here mate
Him : She was DRUNK !
Me : oh... ok... soooooo... let me guess.. are you drunk too ?
Him : Yeah !.. me tooo
Me : Dude.. what's your name ?
Him: ... (says his name)
Me : You fucking idiot.. do you realize that your name is just one Syllable away from mine?
Him : ... SHIT !! SHIT SHIT !!!!!!! .....
Me : now what?
Him : I hate my self now ! .. I FUCKING HATE MY SELF NOW !
Me : Dude, get some sleep
Him: Ok... I hate my self now ! .... thanks for making me hate my self you fuck !
Me : Pray to god that I am not close by you dick head.. or I would just fucking kick your ass to oblivion right now !.. so shut the fuck up and get some sleep
Him : .. ok.. bye ! .. I hate you... no no... I hate me !
Ps. His name is Ranit Singh !... where the last name sounds very very close to mine :)