Really.... I want the 250/- I spent for the ticket back.. and the 3 hours of life wasted on it.If this is the "future of Sri Lankan Cinema" ... I guess I don't want to live longer anymore !
Yeah, I am talking about that crappy movie doing turn in the cinema halls these days.
Ok.. may be I am jumping all my guns too early... Last week, I happened to watch this film with some friends who were hell bent on checking it out.
Saving out selves from the trouble of going through the details... let me point out some of the little teeny weeny bitzy things I didn't like about this film.
1. Where on earth is the sense of TIME?
The girls starts to cry and give a phone call to the "guy" ... the mother descends the stair case.. and before she gets down to the bottom, the guy appears on the doorstep... who happened to be somewhere close to a tropical water front where the girl was in N'eliya ----- Talk about time traveling !
2. If it's just so easy to travel back and forth between London and SL .... please someone let me know the travel agent and how to skip the visa process and all ! I sure as hell can use such a privaladge.
3. Where was all those Jackie Chan Karate chopsticks when the "guy's" sister being abducted?
4. Really dude... the "guy" looks like he's totally on crack 24 x 7
5. Ever noticed that more than the "girl (s)" face.... the camera showed their legs? - I guess legs are better than their faces or something !
6. Anyone seen a chick wearing ultra mini-skirts with bear naked legs in London in a chilled up night? ... really !!.. anyone? I have never.. and I frequently run across those "colder" countries !
7. Why the fuck you have to stop the car and run on a slow moving train? ... really why? .. I mean.. REALLY WHY ?
8. Have anyone seen a "video" recording in an Audio casset? (the thing that guy's waves around is an Audio casset- I am pretty sure)
9. So the "guy's" sis is killed by two black dudes... why the fuck you have to hate and kill the third guy who was a cowered and ran away from the scene ? .. I guess you should run after the black dudes with an axe right? .. isn't it? :O ??
10. The "Villein" stormed out of the house because he's pissed out with his wife.. and the wife goes on a love tour with the "guy" for days and dayssssss... and return just time to meet the "villein" returning home wearing the same cloths he wore before he stormed out (the guy must have been stinking like hell wearing the same stuff for so many days while his wife goes on a fuck tour with the "guy hero")
11. "Guy" is living in a hotel cottage? .. wow !
blah blah blah blah... etc ... etc...so many..Really ? ... I want my money and time back.
hahah lol
ReplyDeletewhat to say . . . u've got ur rights to ask for ticket fees back . . sure u do girl . . he he he he
ReplyDeleteOne asked me to go and watch it. But my senses pinched me to not, so I didn't. After reading some newspaper reviews and comments, I knew it is wiser being without watching it.
ReplyDeleteSo sad.
lol I totally agree with you. However someone once said this about unrealistic movies :
ReplyDelete"Movies are not REAL ! .. they are suppose to be fiction ! .. that's what the whole concept of movies are suppose to be."
:P
@Niroshanie
ReplyDeleteI can live with fiction when it's portrayed as fiction (ie - Wolvarine with the claws) ...
but not when a crack head do time morphing in a sinhala film where he's NOT suppose to be.
THAT.. I can't live with
Lolzzz... to tell u the truth I wanted to watch this movie before its screening but someone told me that its not worth to watch... so still i have my money in purse :p
ReplyDeleteYou wrote:
ReplyDelete8. Have anyone seen a "video" recording in an Audio casset? (the thing that guy's waves around is an Audio casset- I am pretty sure)
Have you seen a video camera - pre-digital age. There were two formats, Sony V8 and UHF(?) format that models such as Panasonic used. Both these looked the same as an Audio cassette.
I have seen these at Liberty Plaza shops a few years back.
"If this is the "future of Sri Lankan Cinema" ... I guess I don't want to live longer anymore !
ReplyDeleteYeah, I am talking about that crappy movie doing turn in the cinema halls these days."
Man, Are you really growing slow? Why did you took that long time to know this reality?
Good that I did not watch it. I took a wise dicision...I think.
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