Really.... I want the 250/- I spent for the ticket back.. and the 3 hours of life wasted on it.
If this is the "future of Sri Lankan Cinema" ... I guess I don't want to live longer anymore !
Yeah, I am talking about that crappy movie doing turn in the cinema halls these days.
Ok.. may be I am jumping all my guns too early... Last week, I happened to watch this film with some friends who were hell bent on checking it out.
Saving out selves from the trouble of going through the details... let me point out some of the little teeny weeny bitzy things I didn't like about this film.
1. Where on earth is the sense of TIME?
The girls starts to cry and give a phone call to the "guy" ... the mother descends the stair case.. and before she gets down to the bottom, the guy appears on the doorstep... who happened to be somewhere close to a tropical water front where the girl was in N'eliya ----- Talk about time traveling !
2. If it's just so easy to travel back and forth between London and SL .... please someone let me know the travel agent and how to skip the visa process and all ! I sure as hell can use such a privaladge.
3. Where was all those Jackie Chan Karate chopsticks when the "guy's" sister being abducted?
4. Really dude... the "guy" looks like he's totally on crack 24 x 7
5. Ever noticed that more than the "girl (s)" face.... the camera showed their legs? - I guess legs are better than their faces or something !
6. Anyone seen a chick wearing ultra mini-skirts with bear naked legs in London in a chilled up night? ... really !!.. anyone? I have never.. and I frequently run across those "colder" countries !
7. Why the fuck you have to stop the car and run on a slow moving train? ... really why? .. I mean.. REALLY WHY ?
8. Have anyone seen a "video" recording in an Audio casset? (the thing that guy's waves around is an Audio casset- I am pretty sure)
9. So the "guy's" sis is killed by two black dudes... why the fuck you have to hate and kill the third guy who was a cowered and ran away from the scene ? .. I guess you should run after the black dudes with an axe right? .. isn't it? :O ??
10. The "Villein" stormed out of the house because he's pissed out with his wife.. and the wife goes on a love tour with the "guy" for days and dayssssss... and return just time to meet the "villein" returning home wearing the same cloths he wore before he stormed out (the guy must have been stinking like hell wearing the same stuff for so many days while his wife goes on a fuck tour with the "guy hero")
11. "Guy" is living in a hotel cottage? .. wow !
blah blah blah blah... etc ... etc...so many..Really ? ... I want my money and time back.