Bold head !

It was a Saturday !
....

a night !

..... a cold... rainy.... drunken night !!!

around 1 am !

So... drunk was I ..

The weapon of choice.... my Electric shaver !

Set to 3 mm !

I shaved my beautiful hair off !

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No kidding !

I am fucking BOLD NOW... maaaaaaaaaaaaan....

It's great to feel no hair on the head.. and I look like a total THUG now !

Nooo.. heck no !.. I am not going to post any pics of my "thattey"...

Malee is going to kill me and praying that I should meet with an accident (fetal one) since I didn't even show her my new "Gajini" hair do fashion statement !


Writing much later !

After much threats.. showed it to malee over a web cast !..... I think she's still recovering from the fit of laughter !

Poor her.. last I heard.. she was admitted to the hospital with difficulty in breathing and unable to stop laughing !

Crabs

A friend : Dude, Hasith got crabs man... shit !... the fucker got crabs !

Me : So?

A friend : yakooo... crabs maan.. the STD you nutfuck !

Me : Oh !.. so ?

A friend : So ?? So?? what the heck you mean SO???...

Me : eerrrr... well... so he has it ! .. what the heck you want me to do about it.. and how the FUCK did you get to know about it?

A friend : Machang, he told me.. he told me that he got crabs in his "pubics" and it has got to his shirt and he's going to try and wash it off

Me : WTF ? .... wait... hold on... to wash it off ?

A friend : yeah.. man... imagine that.. now I am not going to the wash room anymore man !.. shit.. shit shit !.. these fuckers.. they fuck whore and get STD's and spread it around us as well...

Me: Bro.. there's a saying in "Buddhism" that "Kiyanna kesey kiwaath, asanna sihi budhdiyen asiya yuthui" (no matter what another say, the listener has to listen with some brains over the matter) ... you sure that he said something like that ? .. cause I don't think you can wash crabs away... lolzzzz

Right then............ like god sent... the man in question popped in with a wet shirt below his navel.

Me : Why the shirt wet bro?

Hasith : Ah, machang... Amma packed some Crabs for lunch machang.. Ate it a bit privately cause you can't munch those damn things in "PUBLIC"... and spilled a little on the shirt.. so washed off.

Me : (turning to my friend) do you want me to throw something heavy and metalic at you first... or would you apologize to this guy here and get on with what ever the fuck you were doing before came to me with bullshit gozzip.. asshole !



There you go.. another fine example of

1. My office is filled with fucking idiots
2. Listen with brains rather than ears... sometimes the most simplest things can be blown sky high by fucking morons.
3. Ask you mum never to pack Crabs

How much does a bus ride cost?

So.. actually.. how much does it cost?

I remember when I was little and the schooling days, I loved going in the big red double decker bus which went from Maharagama to my school.

Although I was just walking distance of 10 minutes from my school, I deliberately went with my father a round trip of nearly 30 minutes to get to the High level road and catch the 6.45 red double decker bus to school... which took another 40 minutes to get to school.

So, in short, when I could have slept a bit more and leave home at 7.15 to school..... I left around 6.15 almost a 30 Km's round trip just to come in the double decker bus with my friends !

Let's come to the present time.. as of Yesterday.

There was I, rushing to meeting with my client which we set up at 9.30 to meet up in my office (with my boss as well) .. and I had to make a little de-tour to pick up a package in Dehiwala.

10 minutes on the Galle road towards Colombo.. what did I see?.... A BIG FUCKING RED DOUBLE DECKER ahead of me !

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............DUDEEEE.. I gotta ride this damn thing I thought.

So, I overtook the bus... raced ahead for about 5 minutes and stopped as Wellawatta HNB car park.. got out and Gave 500/- bux to the guard there and told him to keep the car and will be back in 1 hour.

When I finally came to the road... SHIT.. the bus had skipped the red light and over taken me... So took a trishow 150/= to catch the bus. Got in and went straight to the upstairs seats.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..... I loved every damn second of it !... took me back nearly 10 years and was swimming in the memory lane of events. Made a total ass of my self cause I jumped from seat to seat.. and at last was standing on the front of the bus enjoying the view.

Even waved at everyone going by (people might have thought I am really fucking nuts)

Got down from Pettah... took a cab back to HNB which costed around 800/- bux and went to office 2 hours late !

2 hours late and to meet a furiouse and fuming boss cuase I stood him up and the client. Had to listen to another 2 hours lecture and blasting !

The cost of the bus ride of 1450/- .... 2 hour delay and another 2 hours of blasting.

But... HECK !

Loved every second of the bus ride

නූල් සූත්තර

කාට හරි මතක නම් මීට මාසෙකට විතර කලින් මම කරපු වීරක්‍රියාව.. තාමත් මං ඒකේ විජයග්‍රහණය සමරනවා.. කොහොමද කියනවා නම් .. ඊයෙත් ඉංජෙක්ශන් එකක් ගහගන්න උනා.. නැත්තං පිට ගැස්සෙන්න ගත්තොත් බෙහෙත් නැහැල්ලුනේ... හයියෝ...! ඒක ඉංජෙක්සමක් නෙවෙයි.. මල්ටිබැරල් රොකට් ලෝන්චර් එකක් ද කොහෙද... විද්ද වෙලාවේ ඉදන් අත පණ නෑ පණ නෑ වගේ...හයියෝ...! ඒ වුනාට ඉතිං ඒවට මේවට කලින්ම නිවාඩු ටික දාලා නිවාඩුත් ඉවර වෙන්න ලගායි හින්දා.. අද කාර්යාලයට වාර්තා කලා.. හැමදාම මගදි වාඩි වෙන්න සීට් එකක් ලැබෙනවා උනාට.. අද කොයි තරම් හොද දවසක්ද කියනවා නම් බහින කම්ම හිටගෙන.. අතට හරීම සනීපයි.. ෂා..!බස් එකේ බ්රේක් ගහන ගහන සැරේට මට හිතුනා ජීවිතේ සුන්දරද මෙතරම් කියලා.... කොන්දොස්තර අයියත් සල්ලි ගන්න ටිකට් ගන්න ඔතනින් ඉස්සරහට යන්න කිය කිය සිංදුවට රැප් එක එකතු කලා... !

මේ දවස් වල මගේ ග්‍රහයෝ නීච වෙලා වගේ හින්දා මගේ හිතට එන්නෙ හරී දේශද්‍රෝහී විදියට සැලකෙන අදහස්මයි..ඕවා ලියන්න ගිහිං අපේ ගෙදරට සුදු වෑන් ගෙන්න ගන්න හා නාදුනන වෙඩික් කරුවන්ට කරදර කරන්නේ මොකටද කියලා මං බ්ලොග් එක ලියන්නේ නැතුව ඉන්න හිතලා... ආයේ ඉතිං පිස්සු වැඩි කමට කුරුටු ගාන්න කියලා හිතද්දි මෙන්න එකෙක් අහනවා මොකෝ වෙලා තියෙන්නේ ඇයි බ්ලොග් එක ලිව්වේ නැත්තේ කියලා.. අද ලියනවා කියලා එයා ෂේප් කරලා දැන් මේ මං ලියනවා...

ඒ වුනාට ලියන්න තරම් දේකුත් නෑ.. අතත් පොඩ්ඩ පොඩ්ඩ රිදෙන නිසා.. මේක මේ තරම් පොඩ්ඩක් ලියලා නතර කරනවා.. ඊට කලින් දෙයක් තිබේ පෙන්නන්න.මේ පහළ තියන පලතුරු වට්ටියේ අන්නාසි ගෙඩියේ නැට්ට මහන්න ගිහිං තමා ඉදිකට්ට ඇනගන්න උනේ...ඒ වෙලාවේ ඇගිල්ල එක්ක වැඩි සෙල්ලම් දාන්න බැරි හින්දා යාන්තං ශේප් වෙන්න මහලා ඉවරකලා උනාට මේක තව වෙනස් විදියට මහන්න උන්නේ.. ඇගිල්ල හොදවෙලා ගොඩක් දවස් උනාට තාම ඒ ටික මහන්න බැරි උනා.. ඉතිං ඒ අප්ඩේට්ස් ටික කරපු ගමන් ආයේ පෙන්නනංකෝ... නැට්ටක්ම තමයි ඒක..





මේ එක්කම තව ම‍ගේ නූල් සුත්තර බලන්න කැමති නම් මේ නූල දිගේ යන්න... ‍ඊයේ තමා පටාන් ගත්තේ.. තාම හරියට හැදුවේ නෑ.. ටික ටික පස්සේ එකතු කරන්න බලාපොරොත්තු වෙනවා.. ළමයා තාම ඉගන ගන්නවනේ.. ඉතිං ඉගන ගන්න එව්වා‍ තමා තියෙන්නේ... ඉහික්.. හික් හික්... !

Hero ? Cowered or Madman?

Since of late, ironically if one calls someone a "Madman"... I can relate to him with ease, since my self is one ! (Nash Laughs out really LOUD)

However, moving on with the subject here ! .. I am talking about the small man who did big things and died in the strangest way possible ! ..

Yep the chap who Malee was talking about in the post below me and whom we rejoiced the death over... V. Prabah !

The first and the foremost question I should answer is whether or not am I happy about him being dead? .. HELL YEAH I AM ! ... bloody hell.... I am happy as if I had a foursom with all the top line up of Bollywood diva's ! :-) ! ...

But whatever said and done, I felt a complete sense of honour and incredibly .. a sense of pride for having such a man treading this land.

A man who started with nothing even with pretty much low level of education, went out to build the most ruthless and the most biggest terror network the world has ever seen. Hitler, Mussolini, Che, Castro, Lenin are nothing but little sparks of bon fire compared to this thermo nuclear bomb of this man's abilities and his terror magnitude. !

And simply for the fact that he fought till the end ! ... till the every end (regardless of the conspiracies circling that he was captured some time ago and killed by the Forces... I am merely taking account of "WE" the general public being informed that he died by the hand of our forces while still in the battle filed)

So, he's a Hero ? ...

That depends on the way you look at it.... as Nelson Mandela once said "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter"

So I guess pretty much he will be remembered by the Pro LTTE folklore as a valiant and a brave leader who fought till the end for his people and died in the battlegrounds !

A man who fought for the injustice against a vicious government and scarified his life and of his son's !

Him as a Cowered?

That's the way most of Us... the Hypocrite gang banging racist Sinhalese would want to remember him.

Common ! .. don't deny it... I know many who does ! and WANT him to be remembered like that ! Especially the government propaganda.. since it already started force feeding people of that thought down their throats since last week.


What I want to remember him as ?

Simple ... a Hero who turned into a Mad Man !

Don't say that you seriously thought he had no way to escape right? a man who bought the latest weapons and even planes and submarines to this country... if everything had failed, he could have built a bridge to India with all the people he was holding hostage and escape !

But, no.. he didn't ! .. he fought till the end. He was with his people and his mission till the end. A hero in all accounts ! ..

Do you think if the tables were turned, our Mahinda would have stayed? .. SHIT NO ! . .. he would have been in America 3 months before even LTTE set foot in Colombo.

What we have to understand that there are some people, when they truly believe in a cause and a mission.. there's just no option to change them back. You cannot bribe them, you cannot intimidate them, you cannot force them.... they simply live to see their dreams come true.... or to watch the world burns if not !

My only regret is... and hope is.... may such a leader be born amongst us again.. and this time let him be on our side of things building the country !

I know there's no point in saying "rest in peace" of that man ! .. but still ... One salute from me for being a man of his word.... and fighting till death for what he believed right !

Regardless of him being a bastard of the first degree ! lolz