Dude, I hate you !

One of my good INDIAN friends just called me all the way from UK.

Him : Dude.. I hate you

Me : Why the heck is that ?

Him : I dunno, I just so fucking hate you

Me : What the fuck did I do to you eh ?

Him : I don't know whether I am right or just guessing.. but I just so fucking hate you right now!

Me : Look here dick face... if you think this is a good idea for a joke, just roll up the phone and stick it up your ass, I don't have time to listen to you bitching about hating me.

Him : Nah, man.. I am for real...She screamed your name

Me : Who ?

Him : My girl friend !

Me : WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKK ?

Him : She screamed your name at the end ! .. and I fucking hate you now !

Me : Dude, I never touched her.. or even eyed her man !

Him : I know.. that's why I hate you !

Me : Dude, you are making absolute no dog crap sense here mate

Him : She was DRUNK !

Me : oh... ok... soooooo... let me guess.. are you drunk too ?

Him : Yeah !.. me tooo

Me : Dude.. what's your name ?

Him: ... (says his name)

Me : You fucking idiot.. do you realize that your name is just one Syllable away from mine?

Him : ... SHIT !! SHIT SHIT !!!!!!! .....

Me : now what?

Him : I hate my self now ! .. I FUCKING HATE MY SELF NOW !

Me : Dude, get some sleep

Him: Ok... I hate my self now ! .... thanks for making me hate my self you fuck !

Me : Pray to god that I am not close by you dick head.. or I would just fucking kick your ass to oblivion right now !.. so shut the fuck up and get some sleep

Him : .. ok.. bye ! .. I hate you... no no... I hate me !


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Ps. His name is Ranit Singh !... where the last name sounds very very close to mine :)